50th Birthday JokesWant a good laugh? Check out our 50th birthday jokes! Laughter is the best medicine, they say - and I would agree. What better way to celebrate then getting a good nature laugh with some jokes! These jokes are things I've heard over the years, from TV shows, the internet, friends, family and other places. I've written them in my own words from what I can remember hearing - so these aren't directly my jokes, just those I've heard over the years. If any of these end up being copyrighted please send me an email and I can be sure to either remove them, or give you credit for a funny joke! Top Signs You're Over The Hill When your asleep, people tend to wonder if you're dead. Your back goes out more then you do. When most of the names in your address book begin with Dr. Finding your car in the parking lot is your idea of "getting lucky". What doesn't hurt, doesn't work. Your sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there Finally, you forgot that you already had your 50th birthday! Helpful Tips or the over 50's Always attach your glasses to you with a piece of string. Without them you will not be able to find your false teeth. Keep a journal or diary, it will help you remember what you did yesterday. Use your age to your benefit. Tell your children about your ailing health to blackmail them into doing all your chores. Modern science has enables even a 50 year old to have the look of a youthful teenager - a simple head transplant! Buy a computer, digital camera and a MP3 player. Although you’re incapable of understanding how to use them at least you’ll appear trendy. Be friends with people much older than yourself - this will make you feel so much younger. Never attempt bending down, except under strict medical supervision.
50th Birthday Jokes
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