50th Birthday Sayings

We have a bunch of 50th birthday sayings that you can use for a 50th birthday card, t-shirt, banner or sign. How many have you heard before and forgotten?


Some of these are my own creations and others I have heard over the years or seen on cards and other things.

Note: If you happen to be the copyright owner of any of these, please let us know so we can remove them or give you credit.

You can use these sayings for a numerous amount of things.

Here's a list of just a few things you can use these 50th birthday sayings for:


- birthday cards
- personalized t-shirts, hats, key chains, mugs, etc
- banners
- signs
- balloons
- invitations
- cakes
- and more!


Sit back and read through our sampling of 50th birthday sayings. Some of these are general sayings that can be used for any "over the hill" birthday.

You will get a good laugh and hopefully find the perfect one for you.


Recycle. Celebrate last year's birthday.

At fifty you've accumulated the knowledge and wisdom of half a century. What a tremendous asset if only darned senility hadn't taken your memory.

You're still hot, its just that it comes in flashes.

Real women don't have hot flashes, they have Power Surges

Now that you're an oldie you'll get the same respect that you gave oldies when you were young: None.

When you're fifty children innocently ask you if you had a pet dinosaur when you were young.

You can tell you've lost all creditability with your family when they start giving you socks and slippers for your birthday.

Fifty! This is the time to make my mark on the world - explore Antarctica or learn to fly a jet. I've made up my mind to try exciting new things - starting right after my afternoon nap.

After age 50, time becomes precious and is not to be wasted - every free minute is a perfect opportunity for a good nap.

I'd much rather be over the hill than under it.

You're like a fine wine, aged to Perfection!

Haven't you heard, 50 is the new 30

I get everything I set my mind to. Now where'd I set my mind?

I'm not 50, I'm 20 with 30 years experience!

After fifty, anything that doesn't hurt, doesn't work!

I'm too sexy for my hair, that's why it isn't there.


We hope you enjoyed these fun sayings, and if you've heard any good 50th birthday sayings we would love to share them with others for you.

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