50th Birthday SayingsAre you in need of the perfect 50th birthday sayings for your cards, t-shirt, banner, sign, etc?? Well, we have all the 50th birthday sayings you need. Some of these are my own creations and others I have heard over the years or seen on cards and other things. These sayings are not all exact quotes nor can we verify who actually coined each of them. Use these sayings for entertainment purposes only. Copyrighted sayings will be removed upon written request from the rightful owner. You can use these sayings for a numerous amount of things. Here's a list of just a few things you can use these 50th birthday sayings for: - birthday cards - personalized t-shirts, hats, key chains, mugs, etc - banners - signs - balloons - invitations - birthday cakes - and more! Sit back and read through this collection of 50th birthday sayings. Some of these are general sayings that can be used for any of the "over the hill" birthdays. You will get a good laugh and hopefully find the perfect one for you. Real women don't have hot flashes, they have Power Surges May you live long enough to shoot your age. Recycle. Celebrate last year's birthday. You're still hot, its just that it comes in hot flashes. There are numerous advantages in being fifty – ask any eighty year old!!! At fifty you’ve accumulated the knowledge and wisdom of half a century. This would be a tremendous asset if only darned senility hadn’t wiped your memory bank. Fifty and wise or eighteen and foolish? If only there were a choice!! Now that you’re an oldie you will receive the same amount of respect that you showed oldies when you were young – none. You know you’ve lost all creditability with your children when they start to buy you socks and slippers for your birthday. The only way to relieve the frustration of being fifty is to constantly seek new ways of irritating the young. Fortunately in old age, you develop the ability to do this naturally in every single thing you do or say. Being fifty takes stamina and endurance that even youth doesn’t offer. When you’re fifty children innocently ask you if you had a pet dinosaur when you were young. Your fifties is the stage in your life when you become mature, reliable and dependable. In other words, boring, predictable and conventional. Fifty! Now is the time to make your mark on the world – explore the Antarctic or become an astronaut. Make your mind up to take on exciting new challenges - straight after your afternoon nap. Do something really wild and shocking today – wear your cardigan inside out. In your fifties time becomes precious and must not to be wasted - every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. At fifty you finally mature and give up all your vices - grudgingly!! “I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know? Better to be over the hill than under it. Birthdays are good - the more you have the longer you live! Everyday I wake up and break my personal record for consecutive numbers of days alive. Aged to Perfection 1958 and looking GREAT 50 is the new 30 Nifty,nifty look who's fifty! Chronologically gifts! 50?!?! I demand a recount! After fifty, everything that doesn't hurt, doesn't work! Fifty is the ultimate F word I'm not 50, I'm 18 with 32 years experience! Old fart, young heart I get everything I set my mind to. Now where'd I set my mind? I'm too sexy for my hair, that's why it isn't there. 50 year old; one owner; needs parts; make offer. These are some, and I'm sure there are many more 50th birthday sayings. As I hear more and think of more of my own, I will be sure to continue to add them. If you wish to share your 50th birthday sayings jump over to our share your story section and we would love to hear them! 50th Birthday Sayings
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