Funny 50th Birthday PoemGet a great laugh with these funny 50th birthday poem. What better way to celebrate than with a good laugh! * Important note: Every 50th birthday poem on this website has been made exclusively to help you with poem ideas. Feel free to use these free poems, but please do not put them on your own website or publish them yourself. These poems were made by me, and I enjoy sharing them to help you with ideas. If you wish to publish them on your own site, please just link back to us! I have not created tons of poems yet, something new I've started so I will be sure to add more and more as I create them. So be sure to check back time and again for funny 50th birthday poems! Any poems that are not my own creation I have added a link to the author for you to have a look at their other creations. The streamers are blue, We've gotten your lazy butt out of bed, and thrown this great party for you! The following three poems are from www.poemsbox.com Over the Hill You began to climb the hill when you were just a tot and now that you’re older you might have forgot that when you turn the big 5-0 it means that you will start to show the signs of old age but don’t let that get you down the hill is easier now. Birthday Gag Gifts I thought about getting you some black balloons I thought about maybe some really big glasses a coffee mug that says hot flashes a pair of obviously fake eyelashes a fire extinguisher for your birthday cake but instead I decided the best gift of all would probably be to not remind you how old you are. Happy Birthday! 50 Reasons (This is a little poem inspired by the Paul Simon Song “50 Reasons to Leave Your Lover” the problem is you’re not as young as you used to be But it’s not that bad if you think creatively I’ll try and help you think of how to be happy there must be fifty reasons to celebrate today So get out the cake, Jake Blow up the balloon, June Open the gifts – swift It’s your birthday Don’t be shy, guy Don’t complain, Jane Enjoy your day, Ray You don’t have to do much Just enjoy your birthday it’s okay to be fifty There’s so many things you’ve done And in these years you’ve had some fun so let’s celebrate it tonight there must be fifty reasons to celebrate today
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