50th Birthday Sayings

We have a bunch of 50th birthday sayings that you can use for a 50th birthday card, t-shirt, banner or sign. How many have you heard before and forgotten?


Some of these are my own creations and others I've picked up over the years. 

Need to Make a 50th Birthday Post? 

Here are a few sayings that you can download for personal use.  Please don't repost these on your website, though, or sell them to anyone commercially. All I ask in return is, tell your friends about the site! The more, the merrier!

(To copy to your computer, right click and choose "save image as.")

In addition to the above, you can use these sayings for a numerous things.

Here's just a few things you can use these 50th birthday sayings for:

  • Birthday cards
  • Personalized t-shirts, hats, key chains, mugs, etc
  • Banners
  • Signs
  • Balloons
  • Invitations
  • Cakes
  • And more!


Sit back and read through our sampling of 50th birthday sayings. Some of these are general sayings that can be used for any "over the hill" birthday.

You will get a good laugh and hopefully find the perfect one for you.


  • At fifty, you've accumulated the knowledge and wisdom of half a century. What a tremendous asset if only that darned senility hadn't taken your memory!
  • Now that you're an oldie, you'll get the same respect that you gave oldies when you were young: none.
  • When you're fifty, children innocently ask you if you had a pet dinosaur when you were young.
  • You can tell you've lost all credibility with your family when they start giving you socks and slippers for your birthday.
  • Fifty! This is the time to make my mark on the world, explore Antarctica or learn to fly a jet. I've made up my mind to try exciting new things --starting right after my afternoon nap.
  • After age 50, time becomes precious and is not to be wasted. Every free minute is a perfect opportunity for a good nap.
  • I get everything I set my mind to. Now where'd I set my mind?
  • After fifty, anything that doesn't hurt, doesn't work!
  • I'm too sexy for my hair, that's why it isn't there.


I hope you enjoyed these fun sayings, and if you've heard any good 50th birthday sayings we would love to share them with others for you.

Just contact me through my contact page.


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